Well, it's finals week. The one week a semester every college student can agree on something- life is not beautiful. However, this semester I made a resolution: I would not be stressed during finals week. To accomplish this I studied my butt off during the rest of the semester so my grades wouldn't be held ransom by a final test. I thought it was a brilliant idea. Sure, I had more work during the semester, but at least I wouldn't be freaking out for a week straight like the rest of my classmates....FALSE. My brain hates me. It knows I have nothing riding on these upcoming finals but it INSISTS on being stressed. In fact, just to remind me about how stressed I am supposed to be, it has given me the great gift of an EYE TWITCH. Other things could cause a "going-on-8-day" eye twitch you say? Ok, sure. To get rid of the eye twich I have: eaten every thing I can get my hands on that contains potassium, worn my glasses (I look like a fool), and even have massaged my eye/face until they hurt. Still twitching. Therefore I have concluded it is my brains fault. Not to mention it added a second gift 2 days ago- the loss of hearing in my left ear. Lovely. How can you have a stuffed up ear when you have no other symptoms of any kind of sickness? RIDICULOUS. Finals week, why do you make my neurotic brain hate me?
Kill me...
